Fuck Yeah Ugly '90s Clothes!

Jul 21
My friend Bianca just moved. She found this gem while unpacking her things in the new place.
As an awkward teenage girl with a mother who knew little to nothing about fixing hair and make-up (something I am grateful for in retrospect), 'Teen magazine always drove me a little nuts. All the girls were so clean-cut and wholesome and WASPy and even though obviously they were done up by a stylist for the photos, you could just TELL they knew how to apply eyeliner and make their hair look like that. This cover is no exception to the magazine’s mandate.
And then I discovered Sassy and never looked back.
Spot the “celebrity” on the cover. (Quote marks due to the questionable application of the term celebrity to this individual.)
Thanks for the submission, B!
EDIT: scythianlingo said: Denise Richards in the bottom right? <—- DING DING DING! You win!

My friend Bianca just moved. She found this gem while unpacking her things in the new place.

As an awkward teenage girl with a mother who knew little to nothing about fixing hair and make-up (something I am grateful for in retrospect), 'Teen magazine always drove me a little nuts. All the girls were so clean-cut and wholesome and WASPy and even though obviously they were done up by a stylist for the photos, you could just TELL they knew how to apply eyeliner and make their hair look like that. This cover is no exception to the magazine’s mandate.

And then I discovered Sassy and never looked back.

Spot the “celebrity” on the cover. (Quote marks due to the questionable application of the term celebrity to this individual.)

Thanks for the submission, B!

EDIT: scythianlingo said: Denise Richards in the bottom right? <—- DING DING DING! You win!

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    teen superface!
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    Holy shit, I HAD THIS ISSUE
  4. spacecadet said: Eh… the people feature on ‘Teen and those featured on Sassy were both WASPy. The ones in Sassy just came in a different, “edgier” package…
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  6. taigasrandomshit said: HOLY CRAP I REMEMBER THIS ISSUE! i think i was 11 or 12. also, Sassy, same thing here maaan.
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